Malik
House RivieraMalik
Strategic spectator. Loophole hunter. Final word on questionable decisions.
THE SECOND ANNUAL FAMILY CHAMPIONSHIP
Three teams. Fifteen contenders. Three days of creativity, competition and cottage chaos. One Golden Paddle.
THE COTTAGE AWAKENSWhatsApp · Timing classified
Keep your team ready →OFFICIAL MATCH CALENDAR
The dates are confirmed. Five trials await each day, but their identities remain encrypted until the contenders arrive.
August 11, 2026
August 12, 2026
August 13, 2026
TOURNAMENT AUTHORITY
One commands the championship. One rules on chaos. Two tiny agents answer to nobody.
Small in stature. Unlimited jurisdiction. Their arrival can change a scene without warning.
Specialist in surprise interruptions, suspicious timing and making serious scenes significantly less serious.
Specialist in unpredictable appearances, morale disruption and ignoring the intended direction of every scene.
OFFICIAL ROSTERS
Choose a squad, then open any player’s scouting file. Team names, colours and special powers remain sealed.
Championship timing. Maximum nerve.
Creative pressure. Tactical speed.
Calm plans. Dangerous versatility.
INCOMING MISSIONS
Mini challenges, puzzles and team missions may appear in WhatsApp without warning. Quick thinking could unlock advantages—or protection from future chaos.
THE FAIR-PLAY MODEL
Rosters combine questionnaire preferences, self-described roles and last year’s performances. No age or single score decided a team.
Every squad blends performance, tactics, teamwork and physical energy in a different way.
Profile percentages describe what each person enjoys—not objective ability or personal value.
Captain pressure, rulings and surprises exist to create memories—not to predetermine a champion.
VICTORY HAS CONSEQUENCES
The champions claim the Golden Paddle, whatever waits inside the prize vault and unquestioned bragging rights. Exact rewards remain classified.